Revenge of the Minels

The day is here folks, the time has come for Miles to enact revenge on Lilah for 8 months of inadvertent battering. He's stronger and nearly bigger and he's a clobberin fool. Lilah can't be within six feet of him without being accosted: hands in the face, pulling hair, bulldozing over, head butts... Miles is so gentle and sweet, but he's completely unaware of his strength and he's so playful. He's also a great doberman in training and has learned to react to "git 'er!" where he chases, clobbers, and wrestles with Lilah on command. I've also learned to use this as a tool to gain a few minutes of peace because I can tell Lilah that if she doesn't want Miles to "git 'er" then she might want to play at her table for a few minutes, and he then spends the next several minutes trying to climb her table. Pretty soon I'm going to have two kids standing on that table, Lilah probably screaming and crying and Miles laughing hysterically.